The reality of working the front desk is that you can check out temporary room keys to your heart’s content, but the second you start trying to check keys back in, you’re going to have to start alphabetizing paperwork. Which is going to require signing the alphabet song under your breath. So you can either wait till no one else is in the office….or shoo the resident away and tell them they aren’t allowed to turn it back in until the next day.

Housing regulations.