…The day it becomes acceptable for our female residents to throw themselves at society wearing only heels and a lace napkin. Their wardrobe choices are literally unbelievable to me.
Sitting in the RA office tonight, two residents clad in satin leotards and fishnets came in demanding to know where their friend lived. This friend had unprotected sex and desperately needed a Plan B pill but she didn’t have any money.
So….you ARE thinking about this and evaluating your life choices as you go along, right? Fishnets, friend choices and all?
They wouldn’t really, well, leave. They were determined to find their friend, after we ourselves banged on the resident’s door with no response. So sorry, but that is our legal limit. No, there is no point at which we would feel sorry enough to key into the room. Good question, though.
This is already too awkward and I already have too much information about this resident you’re describing. It’s gonna be awesome next time I run into any of these people.