The night you spend 45 minutes in your office with a resident about to have a roommate moved into the room she’s had to herself all semester…
But you don’t understand - I have an empire. You can’t take that away from me. I have both beds right now, and it is not fair to make me take them apart. She’s not going to appreciate my habits and the noise I am accustomed to making, and I’m not changing my habits. There is no reason for me to have to get used to a roommate if she can live with someone else who’s used to having a roommate. And! If you move this girl in, my dad is gonna call your boss.
